- Hey, Hutch... - Where'd you get this?
I beat that guy. What was that about?
- Sure you did. You won. - You saw it with your own two eyes.
- You danced your heart out. - And everybody saw it.
- Shh. Go to sleep. - I was robbed.
I know. We was robbed. We was robbed.
Go to sleep.
Shh.
Go to sleep, tiny dancer. All right.
Jesus Christ.
Is he OK?
Oh, yeah, he's OK. Just needs to sleep it off.
Oh.
Quite a night, huh?
You can say that again.
Guess it's kind of winding down.
- Well, it doesn't have to be over. - What do you mean?
Whoa, where did that come from?
I just want you to know, I really like your partner.
- Oh, I know. He's such a good guy. - This is just, like, whatever.
I don't think we even have to judge it. It's too natural.
You guys wanna kiss?
I-I-I wanna spread the news.
That if it feels this good gettin' used.
Oh, you just keep on usin' me.
Until you use me up.
I hear somebody stirrin'. There he is!
Ooh, I feel for you.
Ow!
- Jesus! Please, turn that off. - Easy, killer. Just the blender.
Oh!
- What time is it? - Time for Hutch's hangover cure.
- What's in it? - Pepto-Bismol, Aunt Jemima mix,
Tang and a little flat Tab. Oh, most important thing.
And a raw egg.
Saves lives. Trust me.
And?
- It's good. - What'd I tell you?
Oh. Sorry about last night. Thanks for taking care of the girls.
Hey, no problem. Happy to do it. What are partners for?
Oh, speaking of which, uh, I checked this stuff out,
and even though it tastes like sugar, that is cocaine.
- You sure? - I'm sure,
Stacey's sure, Holly's sure.
How do you like your eggs?
Didn't Huggy mention something about a coke deal going down?
"One for the Guinness book" was how he put it.
Seems like a pretty big coincidence, huh?
Why don't you let me drive? You don't look so good.
- If I'm alive, I drive. - Rhyming already. You must be feeling...
Whoa!
OK, fine. You blew out my frickin' window!
All right! Enough with the car already! We get it!
- Stop shooting my car! - OK, cover me.
- Say when. - Go!
Zebra-Three to base. I want you to run a plate for me.
Larry-1-Apple-9-8-4.
- Damn it! - You OK?
Oh, look at this! This is horrible.
What kind of world do we live in where somebody does something like this?
Well, I think he was aiming at us.
You think this is funny? Seriously, you think this is funny?
Zebra-Three, we have an ID on that plate. Lee M. Chau, 1325 Western.
Ready to dish out a little payback?
Freeze! Bay City PD!
- What the hell was that? - I think it's his kid!
Sit tight, little boy.
Oh. Well, well, well. This looks familiar.
Possession of cocaine and attempted murder, huh?
- Agh! - Jesus!
- What was that? - That ain't a kid!
It's a tiny little man and he's got knives! Goddamn, my arm!
Oh, shit!
Hey! Make him stop. Make him stop. Tell him to stop.
Stop it!
- Starsky! - Whoa!
Starsky, we need to go now! Come on.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
All right, now... OK? Time out. Let's just take a little break.
I'm gonna get out of here... Oh! Jeez! Listen...
Ow! Oh, mama! Ow! What is your problem?
I said time out!
Agh!
Ow. Hutch, little help.
Oh, he pinned you good, partner. On three... One, two!
Ow!
Time to answer some questions, old man.
Who's the limber little dwarf you got throwing knives at me and my partner?!
That was no dwarf. That was my son.
- Liar! - Agh!
Come on! You're going downtown.
Let's go, Starsky. On your feet.
Now, you wanna tell me who hired you?
We have a saying in Koreatown. It goes "Kiss my yellow ass, copper."
All right, you wanna play games?
I got a game for you, Chau.
Let's play a little Russian roulette.
We got a little saying here in Bay City.
"You cross the line,
your nuts are mine."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's really a bullet in the gun.
Yes, I know. That is the point of Russian roulette.
- You wanna play, let's play! - The bullet went back inside!
- Come on, you wanna play, let's play! - Don't do it!
Agh!
- Your turn. - No! No!
You want to play, let's play! You like games so much, let's play a game!
What are you doing? Jesus!
- Our little friend here is about to talk. - What? No, hold it.
- All right, enough with the talkin'. Let's go! - What? No, Starsky! No!
You're crazy!
Are you out of your mind?!
Calm down.
Calm down? He tried to kill me. He shoot everything.
I have heart attack already.
It's over, it's over. Calm down.
What?
No, nothing. No, this guy's funny. It's not about you.
That's great. He can be your new partner.
Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool.
Forget it.
All right, Chau, what else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?
Not much. Couple whiteys.
Nice suit. Perry Ellis.
They pay, I do job.
- What'd they look like? - I don't know. They're white.
All you guys look alike to me.
That's funny, all you guys look alike to us. Orientals.
- So where'd you meet him? - We met, uh...
How do you say?
- By water. - At the beach?
No, no, no, no. On water.
- Right, a boat. You met on a boat. - No, no, no. Not a boat.
It's a yacht.
That's the time Yeah
I feel like makin' love
To you
Oh, baby Come on! Yo!
In a restaurant
In a topless bar
In a high school bus
In the back of your mama's car
On the trampoline
In the middle of a putting green
Anywhere Yo, near or far
Right here at this bat mitzvah Ow!
That's the time Yeah
I feel like makin'
L-O-V-E T-O Y-O-U
Oh, baby
All right. Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth.
- We know that you will. All right. - What's that supposed to mean?
We have a special delivery for the little lady.
It's right over here. Let's see what's inside.
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Me here at last on the ground.
- These pantomimes suck. - Don't look at me. I didn't hire 'em.
- Well, who did? - I don't know.
Where are the clowns?
These pantomimes aren't very good.
This must be Reese's big surprise.
Look at me. I'm a mime, too. You know what I mean?
- It's embarrassing. - I know.
OK.
- Reese just left. - I know.
- Stay. I'll follow him. - No. You stay, I'll follow.
You gotta keep 'em occupied. You're doin' great. They love you.
I might do the glass wall one more time.
Boo!
It's terrific. Tell the guy you like him. Ask him to sit next to you at the cafeteria.
How do I know how that works? What am I, your counselor?
I'd like to get to the information that I need, OK?
It's done. My buddy delivered the package, OK?
It's in your garage, locked up nice and tight in case anybody gets nosy.
- Is he positive no one saw him? - Not a soul. Now, about my fee.
You'll be paid once I check it out. I gotta get back to my daughter's bat mitzvah.
- Reese, wait. - What?
- Mazel tov, man. - Thanks.
They grow up so fast.
Go play dragon, I gotta go.
All right. Big kisses.
Thank you so much, everybody, for coming out tonight
to celebrate my little girl's bat mitzvah.
Or I guess I should say "young woman." It'll take me a while to get used to that.
- This guy's good. It's sweet. - It's in his garage.
- What? - The cocaine. It's in his garage.
- Are you sure? - Yeah. We take him down now.
My eyes adore you...
- All right, cut the music. - Whoa, whoa!
- Cut the music. - Hey, guys.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we're mimed out.
Don't worry. Show's over.
We're puttin' you under arrest for possession with intent to sell.
This man's a drug dealer.
- What we have... - Maybe you didn't hear us!
You're makin' the biggest mistake of your life, clown.
No, you're the one makin' the mistake, pusher man.
Kevin, call my attorney, please. Ridiculous.
- Open it. - My hands are tied.
Fine. Allow me.
Now, let this be a lesson to everyone, especially you kids.
Don't be fooled by the first-class suit and the big house.
Reese Feldman's nothing more than a two-bit drug dealer.
You want some proof? Here's some proof.
This is a bad man, and this is what bad men do.
A pony!
Happy bat mitzvah, baby. I love you.
Take the kids in. Come on, let's go.
It's all right, baby. It's OK. Come here. I'll get you a new pony.
Hey, there, little fella. You OK?
Mr. Feldman, on behalf of the entire Bay City Police Department,
I sincerely apologize.
That's OK, Captain.
My attorney would love to take them down,
but I know that in the bottom of their hearts,
these two detectives were just trying to protect me and my family.
I gotcha. Thank you.
I respect your attitude, but you can be sure it will never happen again,
because, as of right now, both of you are suspended indefinitely.
Look, Cap, this was my fault. Don't drag Hutch into this, all right?
- I shot the pony. - Since when do you care about Hutch?
You filed for a transfer two weeks ago, citing his behavior as a reason.
- Captain... - Oh, yeah, yeah. Check this out.
Sounds like you're quite the crime-fighter, Hutchinson.
You filed for a transfer?
Guns and badges right here on my desk.
Your mother would be very disappointed in you.
I've really had it with that Doby. I mean, it's enough already, you know?
"Cavorting with nefarious characters. Conduct unbecoming of an officer."
Look, I wrote that thing two weeks ago, OK?
- Things are really cool with us now. - Did you go through my locker?
- No! - You went through my locker.
- I looked inside when it was open... - If you got a problem with someone,
you tell it to their face. You come to them as a man.
Don't go behind their back, write a thesis and try to get a transfer to another precinct.
Backstabber!
Yeah, don't anybody work with David Starsky.
He'll stab you in the back!
You've got to let this go, OK?
We got so lucky these guys screwed up. They can't even touch us now. It is over.
I don't care. No one dresses up like a mime
and embarrasses me at my daughter's bat mitzvah.
In my own house, no less.
Let's have some perspective here. We're almost finished.
We're a few days away from closing a $35 million deal. Why don't you let it slide?
Yeah, I'll let it slide... when they're dead.
- Mm. Why'd I get so lucky? - I don't know.
I just love when you talk so tough.
Of course you do, baby. That's why you're my girlfriend on the side.
We've only just begun.
To live.
White lace and promises.
A kiss for luck and we're on our way.
We've only begun.
Before the risin' sun.
We fly.
So many roads to choose.
We start out walkin' and learn to run.
And, yes, we've just begun.
Sharin' horizons that are new to us.
Watchin' the signs along the way.
Talkin' it over, just the two of us.
Workin' together day to day.
"Ruin me!"
Excuse me, Smokey. Let me have a minute with my friend.
He didn't care if he got ruined. That was the whole point of the episode.
- He did... Did you see? - Look here, Hutch.
You gonna have to lay up off of this juice. You had too much to drink.
Come on, I feel like a million bucks. Just laughing, having a good time.
Look, man, it ain't even funny no more.
There used to be a time around here when you peed against a wall, you did it outside.
Lighten up. It's Friday night. OK? It's a bar.
Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man. Snap out of it.
- What time is it? - It's five o'clock, man.
Shit. I'm supposed to pick up Willis at three.
Huggy, I'm sorry. We...
Hutch!
Hey, Hutch! You home?
You were supposed to pick me up at three o'clock today. What happened?
Deadbeat!
"'lf you could have yourself one wish, what would it be for?"'
"Mama put the salt back on a straight line with the pepper
and got the look on her face like when she be tellin' me that old wise stuff."
"She told Nobie that he should wish for..."
Good friends.
Free to Be You and Me. That's what Mama tells Nobie to wish for, right?
- Well, well, well. - How you doin', Willis?
- I'm pretty good. - Yeah? I got you something.
Damn! A wrist rocket.
Watch out with that thing. Very powerful.
Cool. Thanks, Starsky.
Now, I'm pretty sure those are illegal, Willis.
So even though you're my friend, I might have to report you to Doby.
All right. OK, look, Hutch, can we...
Is it all right if I talk to you outside for a second?
No, I better stay here with the kid.
All right. Hey, feel better, all right?
You got it.
Can you believe that guy? What a...
Hutch, the man was trying to apologize.
Dig this, man.
Someone once said "To err is human, to forgive divine."
What idiot said that?
I believe that was God, the greatest mack of all.
David! David.
Yeah?
- OK, so what did you wanna say? - Nothing. Nothing.
Apparently you're too busy and I'm not worth it, so it's fine.
- No, really, it's good. - Come on, let's hear it.
There's nothing... You know, I just was gonna say that I, uh,
- I think you're... I think you're a good cop. - Hey, well, thank you.
And, um, I am... sorry about what I wrote in the report.
'Cause I'm telling you, I felt like I'd just gotten, like, my world rocked. It's like...
- Are you crying? - What's that?
- Are you crying? - Am I crying? No, I'm not crying.
- You're crying. - It's OK to cry. People cry.
It's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a crier. I don't cry.
You know, I work out. I have hobbies. I don't... I don't...
Come here. Come here. I forgive you, all right?
- OK. - I forgive you.
OK.
That's probably enough. That's enough.
- All right? - OK.
- OK, are we good? - Yeah, I'm good.
OK, 'cause we got some people that want us dead.
They took a shot at you, they tried to blow up my house, almost killed little Willis.
We gotta do...
- Now what? - Nothing. I'm just excited.
I wanna get these... Let's get these scumbags!
- Get 'em! That's what I wanna see. - Good. Get some tissues.
- What are you doin'? - Let's go.
If you wanna hang out.
You've got to take her out. Cocaine.
If you wanna get down.
Down on the ground. Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie.
She don't lie.
Cocaine.
Come on!
You wanna kick them blues. Cocaine.
When your day is done.
And you wanna run. Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie.
She don't lie. Cocaine.
Man, I'll tell you that.
Look, I'm telling you, it's right here.
Reese is meeting with the biggest drug dealers in Bay City
in back alleys, all over the place.
But talking isn't illegal.
Yeah.
The guy's not stupid. He knows how to stay clean.
- Dirty ones always do. - We gotta do something.
We gotta find a way to get close to him, get inside and hear what's goin' on.
It's gonna be tough. The guy knows what we look like.
He doesn't know what Huggy Bear looks like.
Man, this is a bunch of crap. I am an urban informant. I am not a snitch.
- Come on, Huggy. What's the difference? - A snitch wears a wire.
A snitch is the scum of the information industry. A snitch has no soul.
Agh! Damn, man. That shit hurt.
- I'm sorry. - You got to be more careful.
Look, Huggy, we wouldn't ask you to do this unless it was really important.
- I'm gonna owe you one. - You gonna owe me more than one.
Let's slow down with the scorekeeping.
I might have to start remembering stuff I've overlooked over the years
and then mention it to my partner here.
How'd that be?
All right, man. Get this over with. Hurry up.
All right, all right. Good. We're done.
- All right, let's get that outfit. - Outfit?
- Ta-dum! - Oh, no, man.
Huggy Bear wouldn't wear that, man. Y'all have to come up with something better.
Y'all got to take that shit back to Florida. That ain't me, baby.
Mr. Casual, so nice of you to join us.
Sorry about that, sir.
What would you say this is?
Uh, golf?
Real funny, Amos. Gimme the nine-iron.
- Where the hell's my nine-iron? - I was gonna bring the other bag...
Let me explain something to you. You are in charge of this area right here.
Clubs come out, but they gotta go back in.
Now, I realize this is a very complex procedure,
but it's up to you to manage the whole business. D'you got that, Nipsy?
Yes, sir.
I should make you run your ass back to the driving range and get it.
Just give me the wedge.
Three-wood? The man gave me a three-wood.
Do you even know what a pitching wedge is?
- Are you even a real caddie? - Come on.
Look, man... this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend,
as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend.
It's lighter.
- Lighter meaning faster? - Exactly.
Hold this.
Look at that. Good shot!
- You know a lot about golf. - I know even more about grass.
I don't question that.
- That was a great shot. Don't even start. - Yeah, fine, whatever. Back to business.
The stuff is all ready to be moved, all two tons of it.
We're gold. We need to be at the banquet by 2pm.
- Is there anything else? - No, just stay calm and...
What, are we dating? Why are you standin' so close to me?
- Back off. - It's cool, baby.
What is your deal?
The Nearly There banquet. Remember, he gave me the invite? It's tomorrow.
How's he gonna move two tons of coke at a banquet?
I don't know, but we gotta be there.
We can't. He'll kill us if he sees us.
You wanna use my wig guy. Ha-ha!
Love
Love will keep us together
Think of me, babe, whenever
Some sweet-talkin' girl comes along
Singin' her song
Don't mess around, you just gotta be strong
Just stop
'Cause I really love you
Stop
I been thinkin' of you
Look in my heart and let love
Keep us together
You
You belong to me now...
Hello, sir.
May I check your briefcase?
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.
Thank you very much.
Now, what you wanna do is take this ticket stub. It's for the raffle.
And see that car up onstage?
There's seven of 'em, all up for grabs, with plenty of trunk space.
Oh, trunk space. I get it.
Very good, very good. Thank you very much.
...love keep us together
Whatever
I will, I will, I will...
That's what I'm talkin' about.
There we go. What do you think?
Oh, I love it. Great stuff.
Yeah, you look just like a rich cowboy who came riding in off the farm.
- Do me a favor. Tip your hat forward. - No, no, I like it where it is.
- No, seriously. Come on, do it. Do it. - Will you... Will you stop with that?
- That voice makes you sound crazy. - It does not. It makes me sound like
Maury Finkle, Finkle Fixtures, biggest lighting-fixture chain in the South.
Oh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.
Little touches, little details make a character full, real.
- What's your character? - Oh, I don't really...
I don't really have a character. I don't do voices.
What are you talkin' about? We're goin' upstairs.
Half those people will recognize us if we don't have a character. Think of something.
- OK, OK. - Buck up. Let's do it.
How are you? How's it goin'?
All right. How you doin'? All right.
Oh, look at these two hot chickens.
Finkle wants some dinkle. Give it to me, huh?
Come on, do it. Lay it on right here. Do it. Do it.
He means a kiss. We're doin' little voices undercover.
All right. OK.
Oh, that's a sweet little pucker. I love it.
- Hi. Can I get you two a drink? - You sure can.
Johnnie Red neat, OK? Do it. Do it.
All right. And you?
Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it. Do it.
- OK, I'll be right back. - What are you doing?
- What? - What was that?
- You just stole my voice. - No, I didn't.
You did. You gotta come up with your own.
What am I supposed to do? I don't have a great, cool, little voice like you do.
Get your own character. That's why you're Texas oil tycoon guy. You've a mustache...
- OK, I'm sorry... - Don't shame me.
- Let's sit down. - Have a seat. We'll get down to business
and then get back to the business of gettin' down.
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Let's get down!
Captain Doby, you're not right.
But today is right.
Can I see a show of hands?
I'm talkin' to everyone in this room.
How many of us have made a mistake?
- Guilty. - Yeah.
You know, I believe it was our buddy, Bill Shakespeare, who said
"To err is human, but to forgive, well, that's right on."
And that's exactly why we're here today.
Because everyone out there deserves a second chance. Everyone!
Thank you. I didn't say it. Bill Shakespeare did.
I recognize some of these guys from our surveillance.
I know.
Check out the guy behind us from the alley.
- Already did. - Think he's got the stuff here?
Where?
I'd like to thank the folks over at Bay City Volkswagen
for donating seven brand-new cars to our annual fund-raising raffle.
Thank you, Bay City Volkswagen.
OK, everybody, go ahead, pull out your ticket stubs. I hope you held on to 'em.
I'd hate to have your number called and have you be left behind
'cause this train's leavin' the station.
Uh, tonight's first winner. Um, 63.
- Hot damn! That baby's mine! - That's one of his guys.
- Thank you very much. - If you could just wait here.
We got a winner. We got a new car owner. Let him hear it.
He took the bus here.
The car. Cocaine is in the car. He's doing it right in front of everybody.
- He's not that stupid. - No, but he's that arrogant. Trust me.
Number... 117.
- Go. - Right on!
Yee-ha! Whoo! Yes!
- Thank you very much! - Shh. Sit now. Do it. Do it.
Old Shakes McGinty did it!
- Yes! Unbelievable! - Incredible.
I'm a rich 'un, and I'm gonna kiss ya!
Get your hands off, bro. I just... I don't... Wow.
My friend won. I can't believe it. Give him the car. Do it.
Do what?
The kid's from Texas. I don't know if he has a license.
- He rides a horse, for God's sakes. - Excuse me, do you have a ticket?
Oh, come on, Hoss! You gotta trust the kid fer once!
I can't, cowboy. I need to see the ticket to make sure it matches.
Pop the trunk. Let's get a whiff of that new-car smell.
- Who wants a whiff of that new-car smell? - Let's smell it!
That's what I'm talkin' about. Come on, pop the trunk. Seriously. Do it.
Do it.
Listen, jackass, either give me a ticket, or get the hell off the stage. You dig that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Pop the trunk, candyman.
You heard him.
Pop it!
- What the hell are you two doing? - Pop it!
You screwed up once already, Starsky.
Like you said, Feldman, everyone deserves a second chance.
Whoa! What have we here?
Does this look familiar?
Some cocaine.
Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab, get it analyzed this time.
- Hutch! - All right, freeze!
Everybody, freeze! Put your hands where I can see 'em!
- Relax, pal. Relax! - Let's do it!
Put that gun down or I'll kill your friend right here.
- Reese, what are we doing? - Do it now! Put it down!
I got a clean shot, but I need your permission.
No! No, no, no, Starsky.
I can do this. Just move your head to the left!
No can do. You don't have my permission, partner.
- I can't give it to you. - Your nuts are mine, Feldman.
No, they're not! Your nuts are yours. Your nuts are yours.
Starsky, listen to me. I don't wanna die,
and I'm not giving you my permission. Please, put it down.
Ow, ow, ow. Put it down.
Down.
OK. All right, you're right. It's too close.
Oh, thank God.
Agh!
Stay down!
Doby?
- Let's move it! - What?
Let's go! Let's go!
- What?! - Walk away. Let's go!
- Hey, Captain, you OK? - Yeah, I just got my wing clipped.
Jesus Christ, who in the hell shot me?
- I'm sorry, sir. I was trying to get... - Starsky!
It was Reese Feldman. Reese Feldman hit you, that son of a bitch.
Well, go get him!
- Is somebody coming? - No, we're on vacation.
- What's going on? - Gotta go.
Oh, my God!
- Baby, look out! - I wanna hit him!
- You OK? - Yeah.
Jesus! Watch out for the bunker!
- I don't know what a bunker is! - It's a sand trap.
- Go faster! - I'm goin' fast. I got it floored!
- Dogleg right up here on the par three! - What?
- Watch the bunker! - What bunker?
- Aah! - Jesus!
Come on! Pay attention!
Hey! Get outta here!
Move that ice-cream truck now!
- No, you move! - Bay City PD! Move it!
Let's go!
Grab those and meet me in the marina. Let's go!
If you guys are cops, let's see some badge.
- We don't have any badges. - Show him your gun.
- Oh! - Come on, move!
Oh!
- Come on, hurry up! Let's go! - They're coming!
Come on! These two with the running and the chasing.
Enough! Whoa! Whoa!
Goodbye, heroes!
Come on, double back to the shipping yard!
- You got a boat? - No, but I got an idea.
Hey, watch out!
OK, now what?
OK, we're gonna take this car and land it on that boat.
- You wanna crash the car into his boat? - No, I wanna land it on that boat.
Now go.
- Go! - I can't do it.
This is unbelievable. You get me out here to risk my life,
and now you're tellin' me you can't do this?
I'm a quitter, but...
- You're crying again! - I'm not crying.
This is different. It's...
It was my mother. She always used to... used to say that I...
that this was too much car for me to handle.
- She said that? - Couldn't handle the V-8.
- I don't know. Maybe she was right. - Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
I am not your mother. I'm your partner.
Now go!
Go!
- Things can go pretty wrong in a second... - David, keep your eyes on the road!
Just listen to me, Ken. If we don't make it, this... you know, us?
- It's been good. - It's been great!
Now, will you stop talking and hit that boat?
It's not a boat. It's a yacht.
- Whoa! - Aah!
Son of a bitch!
- Come on, are you kidding me? - Oh, my God! We almost just got killed.
Thank you for pointing out something I couldn't notice on my own.
- You're a real benefit to have. - Reese, we should save them.
Son of a bitch!
- Nice plan. - What do you expect?
You gave it too much gas and you overshot it.
Car has a lot of horsepower. I'm gonna go get it.
What are you doing? Stop it!
Starsky!
- It hasn't hit the bottom yet. - Starsky, stop!
Stop, damn it! Listen to me.
It's gone, OK? It's over.
But it's my car.
I know it is, partner. I know it is.
Oh, my God, honey. That was so incredible!
I feel like my adrenaline is just...
You and me, babe. We are such a good team, don't you think?
I mean, this is just the beginning. We could go so far, honey.
I feel so exhilarated.
- Come on! - What was that?
Son of a bitch.
What is it, Reese?
Who are you?
I found your nine-iron, bitch.
That's for puttin' hands on Huggy Bear.
Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
Yeah.
Now, these will work.
What have we here?
Ooh!
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
Mm-hmm, cut the cake
Give me a little piece let me lick the cream
Cut the cake...
We don't really do private shows.
But I'm a good friend of Huggy Bear.
Well, it's kind of against cheerleading policy.
You need to change that policy.
You know, what I can't figure out is how in the hell did you know to get on that boat?
When your two boys put me on that undercover golf course mission,
that cat, Reese? All he did was talk about that damn yacht.
Like I say "Why go to the starting line when you can go straight to the finish?"
- Straight to the finish? - Yes, sir.
I like that, man. I like that.
Are you interested in doing any undercover work?
Uh, not in the least.
Captain, let me borrow him for just a second.
The weird thing is, one of those briefcases with $5 million just up and vanished.
Hmm.
Oh, what is this, a brand-new fur coat? Look at this thing.
Oh, yeah. I inherited some money from a dead uncle of mine.
Is that right? I didn't even know you had an uncle.
Well, I did, and he was rich as hell, too, baby.
- Chin up, little man. - Oh, I think he's still upset about the car.
Come on, let's get up. You're goin' outside.
- No. No, thanks. - Come on, we're taking you out.
We're gonna get you some coffee, get you cleaned up.
I don't feel like it.
Look, Starsky, I know two white dudes that got a car that you might be interested in.
- I don't want another car, Hug. - Oh, come on. At least take a look.
My car!
Where did you?
Hutch, who the hell are these guys?
I don't know, but I get a good vibe from 'em.
So, you selling the car?
Well, actually, your friend here has already paid for it.
I owe you one, Huggy.
Huh! All right.
Come on, give him the keys.
Thank you. Thank you.
Now, with this transmission, you're really gonna wanna jump the clutch.
- I usually pop it... - From second to fourth. I got it.
- Right. - 420 on Fifth and Tucker. Respond.
This is Zebra-Three. We're on it.
Hutch, let's roll.
I think he means you.
Good luck.
Allow me.
- All right, thank you. - You're welcome.
All right. Hey!
Not bad...
- How's it feel? - Feels pretty good.
I'm just gonna take it slow, get the feel of it.
No, no, that's smart. Do that.
- Starsky? - Hang on.
No!
- No! - Hang on!
Whoo!
Talk about things and nobody cares
Wearin' out things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
I can't say, baby, where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get-up-and-go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news. She's a real good liar.
'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire.
Sweet.
Emotion.
Sweet.
Emotion.
I pulled into town in a police car.
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far.
You're tellin' me things, but your girlfriend lied.
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
Yes, it did.